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Episode 38 · Oct 18, 2026 · 20 min

Janet's Planet! Astrology at the Altar

A Wedding Police case file with Penny & Jim.

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Show Notes


🔮 Mercury’s in Retrograde… and So Is the Wedding ! 💍😂

This week on The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim welcome Janet, who believes the stars may have more to say about your wedding than your mother, your maid of honor, and your bank account combined! Can your zodiac sign predict your bridal style, your future in-laws, or a seating-chart catastrophe? Penny approaches astrology with one eyebrow raised, while Jim is holding on for dear life watching the planets collide with this episode! Is it written in the stars—or are we just blaming Saturn for bad decisions? Janet is decoding all the signs and one thing’s for certain: even if all the planets align, somebody still has to pay the caterer! 🌙😂



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